Would he or Woodn’t He?
It takes all kinds. Appears that a man, looking for a deal on cosmetics products, took it upon himself to shoplift some goods.
The problem for security was where did he stashed the goods? They couldn’t figure out where he hid them. It took security some time to figure it out when the thief finally coughed up the goods, well hidden in his wooden leg. Security promptly put the handcuffs on the thief.
That’s right, I guess you have to use everything that’s available to pull off a heist these days and he used a resource near and dear to himself.


